One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
Oh, God. Seriously? Michelle Obama dolls? Toys for kids? Whatever. This is just ridiculous. You have money to waste? Go for it. I wonder how many Obama lovers are going to by this piece of crap over a Barbie. Maybe you should ask your kid what they want. Chances are they will leave that cheap piece of plastic resembling FLOTUS on the shelf.
Is it wise to make a doll that looks better than the real person? I smell trouble.
President Barack Obamais the greatest man in the world! Why? Because he plays basketball! And he plays basketball with his disciples staff! How amazing is that??? Wow! He just doesn’t stop amazing the world!
Come on, Bloomberg. Really? This is news? What a joke. Who cares if he plays basketball with his staff. Please do some real journalism. This is about as newsworthy as my dog taking a crap on the neighbor’s front lawn. Maybe there is a toddler beauty pageant you an go cover?
In other significantly important news, it is rumored that Barack Obama is wanting to have LeBron James come visit him at the White House and play some basketball. No doubt that Obama wins easily. But I can understand LeBron not wanting to go for the visit out of the fear that Obama tries to reclaim his tattoo…
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
Ok. Let me get this straight. Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The leader of a nation involved in two wars? A man who has over 10,000 nuclear war heads at his disposal? A man who was President for 11 days when he was nominated for this award? A man who hasn’t done jack squat? That makes sense.
Since I haven’t done jack squat but run this blog about how annoying I find the love affair that BHO gets, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?
Posted by Immune | Posted in Funny | Posted on 06-10-2009
Believe it or not, Saturday Night Live did the unthinkable. They made fun of Barack Obama. I am shocked. And so should you be! They mocked him! This cannot be happening. Are the people of SNL a bunch of racists? Only a racist would make fun of Obama. Or in this case, point out his flaws. How dare they?!!
I actually laughed pretty hard when I saw this. It was the first time I had seen anything on TV that actually made fun of BHO. Besides Fox News. They don’t count. But I thought it was pretty much understood that you don’t do this to Obama. I mean, I know they didn’t go at him too hard, but even a little bit is somehwhat surprising.
Are you at the point that you want to honor our great leader? Do you want to pay tribute to him in a way that show total devotion? Do you want to get a bunch of kool-aid drinkers to look at your pictures? I’m pretty sure your answer is yes, yes, and hell yes. The best way to honor our divine President is to include him in your pictures! Big deal if he wasn’t really there. You put him in with Photoshop! Look at the above slideshow. It is simply awesome! Before BHO, no one gave a crap about them. After BHO, now devoted followers are your biggest fans! Hooray!
I don’t get this. Kind of pathetic. If no one wants to see your pics, let it be. Now you just look desperate. Really desperate. But hey, congrats on getting married! I’m sure Barack is on the guest list.
Barack and Michelle celebrated their 17th wedding anniversary on Saturday night. And it was… magic!! First, they went to a nice dinner! And then… they went home! AMAZING! Why is that amazing? Well… because it’s the Obamas! What? You’re not impressed? You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years? Hmmm. Ok. Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner? That makes it instantly awesome!!! And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!
Why is the Associated Press wasting time with this garbage? I can understand a tabloid chasing them around to snap some pictures and sell some crap at the supermarkets. But the Associated Press? This is why no one takes them seriously. Hey, AP, I think there was an eathquake last week somewhere. Go cover that. And how about that tsunami? And the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq? Or maybe you have no interest in real journalism? Yeah, that’s it. Can’t have anything truly newsworthy.
We all thought that with Barack going to Copenhagen, that the Olympics were in the bag, news anchor guy. I feel the reasons are obvious… the entire IOC is racist. There. I said it. Because only racists oppose Obama’s will!!!
Screw you, IOC! You have insulted President Barack Obama and the mesmerizing city of Chicago! You dare not turn down the greatest person President that ever lived, but you also turn down is ultra super hot looking wife, Michelle?!? Are you all out of your collective minds?!? And you still do this even though they have Oprah with them?!?! What the hell???? And then you give the 2016 Olympics to Rio de Janeiro? How are Olympians supposed to worship Obama during the 2016 Olympics if you put the freakin’ Olympics in Brazil??!!! They want to be with Obama!
You know what? I really don’t care where the Olympics are. I think it’s fair to have it in as many different places as possible all over the world. That being said, I have no problem with Rio de Janeiro getting the Olympics. Here is what I do have a problem with: Barack Obama and his wife used over $1 million in fuel by taking seperate aircraft to Copenhagen to try and sway the vote for Chicago. WTF? They couldn’t share a flight? Aren’t they supposed to be super environment friendly? I wonder how big their carbon footprint was on this trip. Let’s not forget that every time Air Force One goes in the air with the Prez in tow, there is also a deoy that is airborne. So that is 3 aircraft involved in this. Oh yeah, and we the tax payer flipped the bill for this colossal wast of time. Nice work, BHO.
This wouldn’t have been as newsworthy if Barack would have left the USOC to do their job in peace. But because he got involved, he now has egg on his face. Eggs Obama.
Hooray!!! We’re officially getting the Olympics! It’s pretty much in the bag now! BHO is going to Denmark to seal the deal! It’s obvious the United States Olympic Committee is waaaaaay over their collective heads on this one. They need to bring in the big guns for the challenge! No one says no to Obama! Hooray!!!
Come on. The Olympics? An event that gets less and less relevant as time goes on? Although, I will confess that the girls of beach volleyball have helped a lot. But is the chance of the Olympics coming to the U.S.A. really important enough to put other stuff on the back burner? Like say… the state of the economy??? The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan??? Your health care bill?!?! Nah. I’m overreacting. Go and have fun in Denmark!
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
with his 
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
went to a nice dinner! And then… they went home! AMAZING! Why is that amazing? Well… because it’s the Obamas! What? You’re not impressed? You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years? Hmmm. Ok. Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner? That makes it instantly awesome!!! And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!
Screw you, IOC! You have insulted President Barack Obama and the mesmerizing city of Chicago! You dare not turn down the greatest 
Hooray!!! We’re officially getting the Olympics! It’s pretty much in the bag now! BHO is going to Denmark to seal the deal! It’s obvious the United States Olympic Committee is waaaaaay over their collective heads on this one. They need to bring in the big guns for the challenge! No one says no to Obama! Hooray!!!
