Tiger Woods isn’t helping Obama’s approval numbers.
Posted by | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 05-12-2009
The headline from Golf Digest: 10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger
How dare you, Tiger Woods! Your adulterous ways have humiliated the great leader! Your appearance on the cover of 
a magazine with the chosen one is a slap to the face of America!!! Don’t you know the world hates you right now? And if they hate you and see you with our Obama, they link you two together?!?! Are you trying to destroy his reign presidency???? There is only one thing to do to redeem yourself, Tiger. Since any association with you is a bad one, you should claim to be a Republican until all this blows over. Makes sense to everyone, right?
Anyway, I’m pretty sure Tiger’s new 10 tips for BHO go something like this:
- Do not get caught having affairs with 3 hot chicks.
- Do not text these girls.
- Do not crash into neighbor’s tree.
- Do not leave these women any voicemails.
- Do not leave your cell phone lying around so that your wife gets a hold of it.
- Do not think you’re invincible (LOL! Just kidding. That doesn’t apply to BHO).
- Do not leave golf clubs within reach of pissed off wife.
- Do not talk to Florida Highway Patrol.
- Do not forget to get a pre-nup!
- Do not appear on the cover of a magazine with Tiger Woods.
