Obama and Oprah together again!!! Merry freakin’ Christmas, planet Earth.

Posted by | Posted in Funny, Lame, Newsworthy?, No One Give's A Crap | Posted on 05-12-2009

The headline from the Associated Press: Oprah visits White House for Christmas special

Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!!  It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC.  Do you feel the love from them?  Such a beautiful gift!  I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you!  And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions!  Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!

So, are you going to watch Oprah’s White House special?  me neither.  But not because I don’t have a high opinion of Oprah or Obama, which I don’t.  But because I can find so much more important things to do with my time.  Like sleeping, eating, and avoiding anything Oprah Winfrey.  Oprah and Obama together.  Wow.  That’s almost enough power to run Al Gore’s Tennessee mansion for a week.  Haha!  Yeah.  Global Warming isn’t real.  How about focusing on that, Associated Press?

Now, correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought liberals frowned upon celebrating Christmas?  And by frowned upon, I mean hate anything Christian and therefore want to destroy it.  Just saying.

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