Welcome to the Michelle Obama gun show! (yawn)
Posted by | Posted in Annoying, Newsworthy?, No One Give's A Crap | Posted on 18-09-2009
The headline from Mail Online: At last, the secret to Michelle’s sculpted arms revealed
Whenever I look at Michelle Obama’s arms, I think of the sculpture of Venus de Milo. You know, the world famous statue missing the arms? I think Michelle Obama is in possesion of them! Because her arms are so perfect! Just like she is so perfect! And now her personal trainer has revealed the secret to how she got her most perfect arms??!!! Isn’t that, like, some top government secret? Can this guy be charged with treason or something? Because no one should have the perfect Michelle arms except for Michelle, dammit!
Seriously, folks. Why do people give a crap about Michelle Obama’s arms? If anything, I would think this is embarrassing to BHO. When the FLOTUS has bigger guns than the Prez, that’s never good.
It’s sad that people talk about the First Lady’s arms and not her ass. Or great rack. Or great abs. Now that would be impressive. France owns us in that department. I wonder if they would be open to a swap?
Yes, when you’re female and your best feature is your upper arms, you are in trouble.
i like Michelle Obama because she is more charismatic than the previous first lady,