Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
Ok. Let me get this straight. Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The leader of a nation involved in two wars? A man who has over 10,000 nuclear war heads at his disposal? A man who was President for 11 days when he was nominated for this award? A man who hasn’t done jack squat? That makes sense.
Since I haven’t done jack squat but run this blog about how annoying I find the love affair that BHO gets, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?
No!!! Who is responsible for this??!? You mock the President and First Lady??!?!?!? May God Barack have mercy on your soul!!!! Blasphemy!!!!
I can’t really dog the individual who has nothing better to do that to Photoshop the celebrity of all celebrities. I guess if you want your handy work to go viral these days, it has to be something about BHO and his woman.
To be honest, folks, I think this look works for them.
…teach them well, and let them lead the way… and love Obama!
So these kids are being taught to love BHO? Big freakin’ deal! Relax! And just look at how adorable they are! What’s wrong if their primary beverage at lunch is kool-aid? You know, like the Obama supporters drink…
The perfect morale booster!!! Michelle Obama! When the most perfect First Lady in the history of the world comes by to give you a pep talk and a pat on the back, then no matter how bad things really are, your worries just melt away! Hooray!!
I wonder how that works. Let me think. I imagine that when the fabulous First Lady we all adore so much goes to visit, say, the Office of Emergency Management, that the Secret Service is there first thing in the morning, probably sweeping the area and setting up security. And the the First Diva will come in there a few hours later, have the pep rally, which will last maybe a half hour, and then pose for pictures for another 45 min. So at the end, resulting in maybe a half day’s work for the OEM that day. Hmmmmmm. I wonder why they like having her come around? Intriguing, isn’t it?
Let me spell it out for the Obama kool-aid drinkers: When Michelle Obama is around, they don’t have to do their work. So, yeah. Please keep inviting her over. Morale is high!! Productivity, not so much. Idiots.
Children. Our most precious resource. It’s good to see kids in the 5th grade being taught early on who is to be adored. Why can’t this be done everywhere?? Murals of Obama should be at every bus stop! Every old age home! Every movie theater! Every hospital! Every home! Best of all, if someone doesn’t want to make one, we can have adorable 5th graders make it for them! Utopia? I think so.
Seriously though, they couldn’t have learned new math skills by making a mural of an elephant out of dominoes? Or how about Batman? Maybe a car? Nah. Let’s have the kids do one of the supreme being! Not God. The other one.
This is a classic example of indoctrination. Sucks, but it’s true.
Oh, Barack! You indeed are powerful! You have changed that little girl’s life forever! Not only will she achieve celebrity status since you blessed her with a note to excuse her from missing school, but you have no doubtedly cured her of any current and future physical ailments when you breathed on her. You truly are an amazing person being!!!
This was reported on Foxnews. And a bunch of other news outlets. What makes this news? Absolutely nothing. But at this point, anything that could be tied to BHO is considered news. No matter how stupid it is. MSNBC would probably produce a show hosted by a shamrock and a banana because when you say them together, it almost sounds like Barack Obama. And that would make it news. God help us.
I have some advice for the kid that got the note. Since it bears the signature of the amaziness of the mighty Obama, put it on eBay. There is easily some dumbass that will basically provide you a college education with how much money they would pay to have a piece of paper that Obama touched. Scary, isn’t it?
How in the hell is this even a real magazine??? Seriously, Maxim? Michelle Obama is the number #93 hottie of 2009??!? What are you smoking there?? How is she not number #1?!?! I see a government takeover of your magazine in the very near future!
But seriously, let me get this straight. Michelle Obama is hotter than Yvonne Strahovski? Seriously? How demoralizing it must be for Yvonne. And who the hell is running Maxim, anyway? I don’t even want to know the other 5 she beat on that list. Someone needs to be fired for this. Feel like disagreeing? Then let me present to you some compelling evidence…
Here’s something else. Maxim lists Michelle Obama as the hottest First Lady in out country’s history. Really? Jacquline Kennedy doesn’t count? I can only imagine what Jacqueline Kennedy would look like today in her prime. But back then, she definitely didn’t look bad. That woman put the “lady” in First Lady.
Way to go, Maxim. Not only did you kill erections for men around the world, but you also show how out of touch you are with what real men find attractive. Nice job on getting political.
Not sure what to say here. On one side, I know Fox News is loving the opportunity to jump on Michelle Obama for wearing a $500 pair of shoes to a food drive. Let’s face it, no matter how small the screw up, if your last name is Obama, then Fox News will alert the world.
On the other hand, you have to think that maybe Michelle Obama isn’t all that bright. That was a pretty stupid move to wear those shoes to an event for the poor. But being filthy rich and super powerful makes people lose touch with reality. And the reality of this situation is that those shoes could feed a lot of homeless people. I expect that kind of thing from the Paris Hilton types. Not from the First Lady. Because nothing reminds poor people of how poor they are like going to a food drive and seeing someone wearing $500 shoes. When there is a good chance they don’t even have shoes. Then again, how would they know how much those shoes cost? Oh, yeah. The media.
I can’t believe so much media attention is used to pint out the fashion choices of Michelle Obama. WTF? Does anyone truly care about her shoes? Or her lack of sleeves? Or her J. Crew junk? I wish the media would go back to reporting on important stuff. Like, I don’t know, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Surely that would be more newsworthy than Michelle Obam’s footwear.
The irony here is not lost. For costing $500, those shoes are pretty hideous.
100 days of Obama! Let’s party! Tell Wolf Blitzer to fire up those ridiculous holograms! Tell John King to go bring his magic wall board out from storage! 100 days of glorious Obama leadership!!! Larry King is gonna get him some tonight!! Someone make sure Anderson Cooper doesn’t get on the air all blitzed again. On second thought, who cares?!? Obama has saved us all! Yeah!!
Actually, it’s hard to fault CNN for doing this. First, why not milk this Obama thing as much as possible? Whatever attracts mindless Obama zombies viewers. Second, it’s not something a reputable news source would do, but I don’t think most people with more than 10 functioning brain cells would take CNN seriously. They gave DL Hughley his own show, for God’s sake.
Sorry I mentioned God, kool-aid drinkers. I know you hate the mention of the Big Guy.
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
The perfect morale booster!!! Michelle Obama! When the most perfect First Lady in the history of the world comes by to give you a pep talk and a pat on the back, then no matter how bad things really are, your worries just melt away! Hooray!!
Oh, Barack! You indeed are powerful! You have changed that little girl’s life forever! Not only will she achieve celebrity status since you blessed her with a note to excuse her from missing school, but you have no doubtedly cured her of any current and future physical ailments when you breathed on her. You truly are an amazing 
Not sure what to say here. On one side, I know Fox News is loving the opportunity to jump on Michelle Obama for wearing a $500 pair of shoes to a food drive. Let’s face it, no matter how small the screw up, if your last name is Obama, then Fox News will alert the world.
100 days of Obama! Let’s party! Tell Wolf Blitzer to fire up those ridiculous holograms! Tell John King to go bring his magic wall board out from storage! 100 days of glorious Obama leadership!!! Larry King is gonna get him some tonight!! Someone make sure Anderson Cooper doesn’t get on the air all blitzed again. On second thought, who cares?!? Obama has saved us all! Yeah!!
