I’m Sick of ObamaSeriously. Enough Already.

The headline from the Wall Street Journal: Naeem Khan on Designing Michelle Obama’s “Priceless” First State Dinner Dress

Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner?  Did you see it?  No, not all the Hollywood elitists.  They were expected to be there.  I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels!  Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress!  OMG!!!!  I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress!  I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that!  Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.

So here the media is smooching the butt of Michelle Obama saying that her and this dress was designed by God.  Whatever.  People will believe what they want to believe and hear what they want to hear.  I don’t care.  But let’s not kid ourselves.  I’m no fashion expert, but I don’t think it’s a good thing when the top of your strapless dress has a bit of flab flowing out.  I guess straps aren’t elitist worthy.

The ultimate weather predictor is here!  Barack Obama can tell you what the weather is going to be like!  And if you look at the graphic, you can dress like him too!!!

This apparently is a real website.  Check it out at here.  Because who better to get the weather from than the man being who controls it?  I think there is a coupon at the bottom of the website for a free kool-aid.  Cheers!

The headline from Bloomberg.com: Obama Takes to Basketball Court With Cabinet Members, Lawmakers

President Barack Obamais the greatest man in the world!  Why?  Because he plays basketball!  And he plays basketball with his disciples staff!  How amazing is that???  Wow!  He just doesn’t stop amazing the world!

Come on, Bloomberg.  Really?  This is news?  What a joke.  Who cares if he plays basketball with his staff.  Please do some real journalism.  This is about as newsworthy as my dog taking a crap on the neighbor’s front lawn.  Maybe there is a toddler beauty pageant you an go cover?

In other significantly important news, it is rumored that Barack Obama is wanting to have LeBron James come visit him at the White House and play some basketball.  No doubt that Obama wins easily.  But I can understand LeBron not wanting to go for the visit out of the fear that Obama tries to reclaim his tattoo…

The headline from The Washington Post: Chicago’s Not Their Kind of Town

Screw you, IOC!  You have insulted President Barack Obama and the mesmerizing city of Chicago!  You dare not turn down the greatest person President that ever lived, but you also turn down is ultra super hot looking wife, Michelle?!?  Are you all out of your collective minds?!?  And you still do this even though they have Oprah with them?!?!  What the hell????  And then you give the 2016 Olympics to Rio de Janeiro?  How are Olympians supposed to worship Obama during the 2016 Olympics if you put the freakin’ Olympics in Brazil??!!!  They want to be with Obama!

You know what?  I really don’t care where the Olympics are.  I think it’s fair to have it in as many different places as possible all over the world.  That being said, I have no problem with Rio de Janeiro getting the Olympics.  Here is what I do have a problem with:  Barack Obama and his wife used over $1 million in fuel by taking seperate aircraft to Copenhagen to try and sway the vote for Chicago. WTF?  They couldn’t share a flight?  Aren’t they supposed to be super environment friendly?  I wonder how big their carbon footprint was on this trip.  Let’s not forget that every time Air Force One goes in the air with the Prez in tow, there is also a deoy that is airborne.  So that is 3 aircraft involved in this.  Oh yeah, and we the tax payer flipped the bill for this colossal wast of time.  Nice work, BHO.

This wouldn’t have been as newsworthy if Barack would have left the USOC to do their job in peace.  But because he got involved, he now has egg on his face.  Eggs Obama.

Apparently, Obama was black before the election.  Just like Letterman was funny before Y2K.

I can sort of understand why he is going out and touting his health care plan.  But is this really his job?  I wish he were working on more pressing matters.  Like winning the war in Afghanistan.  Or dealing with illegal aliens.  Being on Letterman doesn’t do any of this.

How many shows did BHO do in the past couple of days??  Damn.  He is on fire!  I can’t wait for him to host SNL!

The headline from The Washington Post: Hi-Ho, the Derry-O

God bless Michelle Obama!  She know what she’s doing in the kitchen!  And she needed an ingredient for her dinner.  She had to have it!  And so she went to the market.  Which was about a block from the White House.  So the D.C. police department send 36 vehicles to sweep the market and secure the area.  But it was worth it because she needed that ingredient!  So it’s ok!  We all know that the Obamas are all about reducing carbon footprints and big on the environment, but it’s cool!  Because she’s Michelle Obama!  And she’s so cool!  So she can do what she want!

Here’s a question. Why is this news? A press conference?!!? She’s going shopping for food! What the hell is wrong with these people? Oh, yeah. I forgot. The kool-aid.

I have to laugh when I see that video.  All the kool-aid drinkers going nuts about Michelle Obama shopping?  Give me a break.  Another thing, I can’t stand this “do as I say not as I do” garbage.  That’s why when I hear Al Gore whine about Global Warming and the environment, I ignore it.  I can’t respect someone who preaches to conserve energy and has a home electric bill 5 times that of the average American.  So when Michelle Obama talks about the environment and then does this shit with 3 dozen cars involved for a stupid vegetable?  Whatever lady.  Don’t you have people who can run that errand for you?  But when you love the spotlight, this is what happens.

So Michelle Obama’s secret ingredient that she so desperatley needed was organic Tuscan kale.  WTF?  What is that?  Is that an elitist thing?

The headline from USA Today: Obama to talk education along with LeBron James, Kelly Clarkson

Did I miss something?  Is LeBron James in some kind of trouble?  Has his image been tarnished that he needs to be seen with the most beloved treasure on our planet?  And what about Kelly Clarkson?  Is here career in the toilet now?  She needs some Obama love to get her back in the limelight?  If that is what needs to be done, Obama will make it so.  Must be part of the job saving program.  I just hope whatever million dollar fee that LeBron and Ms. Clarkson pay go towards paying off China.

Anyway, apparently this is some kind of “stay-in-school” documentary.  I know what education has done for BHO.  He is obviously a very intelligent individual.  He knows what he’s doing.  Unlike Bush, Obama will never be accused of being stupid.  That being said, why is he appearing on a “stay-in-school” promo with LeBron James?  A guy who didn’t want to bother with college?  Doesn’t make sense to me, Barack.  Not that a man of your extreme intellect could make a poor decision!  I didn’t mean it like that!!!  Forgive me, oh wonderful President!!  I mean no disrespect!

I just don’t see LeBron James as a good example for kids to stay in school.  But damn can he dunk!

The headline from LA Weekly (is that a real publication?): New Anti-Obama ‘Joker’ Poster

Blasphemy!!!  Utter blasphemy!!!!  Stop it!  Do not make fun of him!  He is our only hope for our future!  The world needs him!!!!  God help us all if you hurt his feelings!!  He doesn’t deserve this!!!!  He is our treasure!!!!  Somebody do something!!!!   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But seriously, folks.  I don’t know why kool-aid drinkers Obama supporters have gotten all sorts of crazy about this.  Who cares?  I can’t tell you how much similar George Bush stuff there was over the years.  Too many to count, to be honest with you.  I don’t remember the media covering that crap back then.  But boy do I see it now.

I know this is going to sound bad, you know, with BHO being the coolest dude in the world and all.  But if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…

The headline from the Associated Press: Obama appears on comedian George Lopez’s talk show

Remember when George Lopez was funny?  Me neither.  But in an effort to help out minorities on their road to success, Barack is going to be on George Lopez’s new show on TBS in the fall.  Which will automatically make the unfunny, America hating Mr. Lopez the envy of Hollywood!!!  His talk show will be the place to be, like the hottest  new L.A. night club!  George Lopez will be, believe it or not, relevant!!!

Sometimes I have to wonder if BHO is as intelligent as advertised.  I guess if there were questions about my patriotism, I may not want to hang out with a comedian whose act is largely based on how Mexico is better and how he hates white people.  Oh well.

The headline from FoxNews.com: Gates, Crowley Expected to Share Beer With Obama at White House Early This Week

By now you’ve heard about the whole thing with the Harvard law professor getting arrested and the cops that overreacted.  I won’t mention their names because now that SuperCoolDude-in-Chief is involved, no one else really matters!!  BHO is going to get the angry racial profiling cop and the arrest-resisting victim law professor to be friends!  Why?  Because Obama is going to let them drink beer with him.  HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!  Just to even sip a beer in the presence of a God is good enough to make you want to be friends with anyone!!!

Where’s Kim Jong Il?  Would you like to have a beer with Obama?  Huh?  And what about Bin Laden?  Have a beer with Barack?  And then we can all be friends!  Nobel Peace Prize, anyone?

But seriously.  WTF?  Why is the President of the United States wasting time on this garbage?  I’m sure we can find something a little more pressing for him to do.  Economy?  Illegal immigration?

But I guess when you insert foot into mouth, you better do something.  Like a photo op to make the public forget that you said a jerk thing?  Perfect!