Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
I don’t know where you can get one because I really don’t care to ever own one. But for all you Obama kool-aid drinkers out there, I’m sure you can do the Google thing and have one shipped to you ASAP! Me? I’d rather get the hula girl. She probably could do a better job than BHO has done so far. And to be clear, I don’t mean an actual hula girl. I mean the cheap little plastic figurine could do a better job.
By the way, if you look closely, it says made in China. LOL!! Oh, the irony.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
So here the media is smooching the butt of Michelle Obama saying that her and this dress was designed by God. Whatever. People will believe what they want to believe and hear what they want to hear. I don’t care. But let’s not kid ourselves. I’m no fashion expert, but I don’t think it’s a good thing when the top of your strapless dress has a bit of flab flowing out. I guess straps aren’t elitist worthy.
Look at the picture to the left. Look closely. Look even closer. What is BHO holding? A magazine? And who’s on the cover? Is that… BHO?
WTF? Come on, Drudge Report! You think you can just show a picture of Obama with a magazine with himself on the cover and try to make him look bad? Huh? HUH?! You bastards!!!!!!
You people are so righteous. Do you think the all powerful Obama has the time to go through and find a magazine without himself on the cover??!? He has too much going on to waste time trying to do that. Inconsiderate bastards!
The ultimate weather predictor is here! Barack Obama can tell you what the weather is going to be like! And if you look at the graphic, you can dress like him too!!!
This apparently is a real website. Check it out at here. Because who better to get the weather from than the man being who controls it? I think there is a coupon at the bottom of the website for a free kool-aid. Cheers!
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
Ok. Let me get this straight. Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The leader of a nation involved in two wars? A man who has over 10,000 nuclear war heads at his disposal? A man who was President for 11 days when he was nominated for this award? A man who hasn’t done jack squat? That makes sense.
Since I haven’t done jack squat but run this blog about how annoying I find the love affair that BHO gets, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?
Are you at the point that you want to honor our great leader? Do you want to pay tribute to him in a way that show total devotion? Do you want to get a bunch of kool-aid drinkers to look at your pictures? I’m pretty sure your answer is yes, yes, and hell yes. The best way to honor our divine President is to include him in your pictures! Big deal if he wasn’t really there. You put him in with Photoshop! Look at the above slideshow. It is simply awesome! Before BHO, no one gave a crap about them. After BHO, now devoted followers are your biggest fans! Hooray!
I don’t get this. Kind of pathetic. If no one wants to see your pics, let it be. Now you just look desperate. Really desperate. But hey, congrats on getting married! I’m sure Barack is on the guest list.
We all thought that with Barack going to Copenhagen, that the Olympics were in the bag, news anchor guy. I feel the reasons are obvious… the entire IOC is racist. There. I said it. Because only racists oppose Obama’s will!!!
No!!! Who is responsible for this??!? You mock the President and First Lady??!?!?!? May God Barack have mercy on your soul!!!! Blasphemy!!!!
I can’t really dog the individual who has nothing better to do that to Photoshop the celebrity of all celebrities. I guess if you want your handy work to go viral these days, it has to be something about BHO and his woman.
To be honest, folks, I think this look works for them.
Wow. Loving BHO can really provoke a thirst. A thirst for what you may ask? A thirst for Hope? A thirst for Progress? A thirst for Government Run Health Care? A thirst for Barack Is So Awesome? Yes! To all of the above!!! But in this case, it’s water. But not just regular water! It’s Obama water!!! It tastes sweeter! If you wash your car with it, it will regain 23% of it’s value!!
There are rumors out there that there are actual 2 oz. of authentic Obama tears in each bottle. Other rumors say it’s actually Obama sweat from every time he plays a pick up basketball game. Whatever it is, rest assured it will cause multiple orgasms if you bathe in it! Yes we can!!!
In all honesty, if you have $15 for a 6 pack of bottled Obama water, then this recession hasn’t bothered you one bit. Just to be clear, that’s $15…. For 6 bottles of Obama water…. Just let that sink in.
I wonder if this is just a new flavor of kool-aid.
…teach them well, and let them lead the way… and love Obama!
So these kids are being taught to love BHO? Big freakin’ deal! Relax! And just look at how adorable they are! What’s wrong if their primary beverage at lunch is kool-aid? You know, like the Obama supporters drink…
Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
A thirst for Government Run Health Care? A thirst for Barack Is So Awesome? 
