Obama and Oprah together again!!! Merry freakin’ Christmas, planet Earth.

Posted by | Posted in Funny, Lame, Newsworthy?, No One Give's A Crap | Posted on 05-12-2009

The headline from the Associated Press: Oprah visits White House for Christmas special

Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!!  It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC.  Do you feel the love from them?  Such a beautiful gift!  I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you!  And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions!  Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!

So, are you going to watch Oprah’s White House special?  me neither.  But not because I don’t have a high opinion of Oprah or Obama, which I don’t.  But because I can find so much more important things to do with my time.  Like sleeping, eating, and avoiding anything Oprah Winfrey.  Oprah and Obama together.  Wow.  That’s almost enough power to run Al Gore’s Tennessee mansion for a week.  Haha!  Yeah.  Global Warming isn’t real.  How about focusing on that, Associated Press?

Now, correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought liberals frowned upon celebrating Christmas?  And by frowned upon, I mean hate anything Christian and therefore want to destroy it.  Just saying.

Obama can catch a football that is thrown right at him. I am so impressed it’s unbelievable.

Posted by | Posted in Annoying, Lame, No One Give's A Crap, Obamapherhnalia, Unhealthy | Posted on 05-12-2009

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Oh glorious leader!  You catch footballs with such ease!  Why are you not starting for the Redskins?  Is it because you have more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan?  Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers?  Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears?  Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics?  Who knows?  I’m sure you have a good reason.  My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.

Would have been cool to have seen Polamalu intercept that.  Or at least make him think twice about going up the middle again.

Michelle Obama working a hula hoop is considered news on this planet.

Posted by | Posted in Annoying, Lame, No One Give's A Crap | Posted on 22-10-2009

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Nothing much can be said here.  I’m just so happy the Associated Press is all over the important news.  Except that they’re not.

L.A. High School possibly serving “Kool-Aid” at lunch.

Posted by | Posted in Lame, Newsworthy? | Posted on 15-10-2009

The headline from NBCLA.com: “Mr. Obama, Can We Come and Visit You?”

I often wonder what it would be like to be a high school student in this day and age.  The technology that surrounds them is unbelievable!  And makes for a much easier time in efforts to worship the One and Only.  You know who!  BARACK OBAMA!  In this Los Angeles school, they have a group called the Barack Obama Digital Team, where they “create digital art inspired by the President”!  Oh, Barack.  Your inspiration to our youth is, shall we say, Hitleresque?

I’m not even sure what to say here.  On one hand, you have a bunch of high schoolers getting educated with digital media and other forms of technology all in the name of Obama.  That’s cool.  Worship whoever you want.  Some people choose Buddha, others choose Jesus Christ.  These high school kids (and most everyone else) chooses Obama.  That’s fine.  But it comes out that a public school teacher is running this during school hours, then I’ll have an issue with that.  If that’s the case, is that a form of indoctrination?

I remember my HS days.  I didn’t spend any time on politics.  I was too busy enjoying my youth to worry about that crap.  Also if my teachers were in fact drinking kool-aid, they weren’t trying to force it down my throat.

Michelle Obama dolls just in time for Christmas. WTF?

Posted by | Posted in Lame, No One Give's A Crap, Obamapherhnalia, Unhealthy | Posted on 15-10-2009

The headline from Mail Online: Toymaker releases Michelle Obama doll to do battle in the shops with action figure of her husband

One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is.  And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go!  And here it is!  Michelle Obama dolls!  Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas!  Wait a sec…  it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?

Oh, God.  Seriously?  Michelle Obama dolls?  Toys for kids?  Whatever.  This is just ridiculous.  You have money to waste?  Go for it.  I wonder how many Obama lovers are going to by this piece of crap over a Barbie.  Maybe you should ask your kid what they want.  Chances are they will leave that cheap piece of plastic resembling FLOTUS on the shelf.

Is it wise to make a doll that looks better than the real person?  I smell trouble.

Peace (Prize) be with you, Mr. President!

Posted by | Posted in Annoying, Lame, That's Not Right, WTF? | Posted on 09-10-2009

The headline from ABC News: President Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.

Ok. Let me get this straight. Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The leader of a nation involved in two wars? A man who has over 10,000 nuclear war heads at his disposal? A man who was President for 11 days when he was nominated for this award? A man who hasn’t done jack squat? That makes sense.

Since I haven’t done jack squat but run this blog about how annoying I find the love affair that BHO gets, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?

IOC dares to defy Obama by not giving him the 2016 Olympics? WTF?!?

Posted by | Posted in Annoying, Lame, Weak | Posted on 03-10-2009

The headline from The Washington Post: Chicago’s Not Their Kind of Town

Screw you, IOC!  You have insulted President Barack Obama and the mesmerizing city of Chicago!  You dare not turn down the greatest person President that ever lived, but you also turn down is ultra super hot looking wife, Michelle?!?  Are you all out of your collective minds?!?  And you still do this even though they have Oprah with them?!?!  What the hell????  And then you give the 2016 Olympics to Rio de Janeiro?  How are Olympians supposed to worship Obama during the 2016 Olympics if you put the freakin’ Olympics in Brazil??!!!  They want to be with Obama!

You know what?  I really don’t care where the Olympics are.  I think it’s fair to have it in as many different places as possible all over the world.  That being said, I have no problem with Rio de Janeiro getting the Olympics.  Here is what I do have a problem with:  Barack Obama and his wife used over $1 million in fuel by taking seperate aircraft to Copenhagen to try and sway the vote for Chicago. WTF?  They couldn’t share a flight?  Aren’t they supposed to be super environment friendly?  I wonder how big their carbon footprint was on this trip.  Let’s not forget that every time Air Force One goes in the air with the Prez in tow, there is also a deoy that is airborne.  So that is 3 aircraft involved in this.  Oh yeah, and we the tax payer flipped the bill for this colossal wast of time.  Nice work, BHO.

This wouldn’t have been as newsworthy if Barack would have left the USOC to do their job in peace.  But because he got involved, he now has egg on his face.  Eggs Obama.

Obama might be a robot.

Posted by | Posted in Just Saying, Lame, Unhealthy | Posted on 03-10-2009

Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.


Oh wow!  Look how happy the people look to be with BHO!  And look at our beloved president’s perfect smile.  Again.  And again.  And again…

Whatever.  It looks like he knows he’s getting one over us.  Just saying.

What not to wear.

Posted by | Posted in Lame, Obamapherhnalia, Unhealthy | Posted on 28-09-2009

The headline from Examiner.com: Victoria Rowell’s Emmy ‘Obama dress’-Yes she can, but should she?

OMG!!!  This is the greatest dress ever!!  How elegant!  It is simply stunning!  Such attire that bares the image of our dreamy leader is simply breathtaking!!!  This must be Versace.

So, I’m trying to imagine what the conversation was that took place here that led to this wardrobe malfunction…

Agent: I got you a ticket to the Emmys.  But if you ever want people to talk about you, you need to do something there to garner some attention.

No Name Actress: Well, I’m not sure what I can do.  But I do have this cool Obama dress I can wear.

Agent: I said “garner attention”, not “look like an idiot.”

So, what’s her name didn’t listen to her agent.  Wore the dress.  And is being laughed at.  On the bright side, people will recognize her now.  I can see them pointing and yelling now:  “Hey!  Look!  It’s Crazy Obama Dress Lady”!

I feel like someone should tell her that no one cares about the Emmys to begin with, but it’s obvious she is going to suffer enough.

Get clean with Barack!

Posted by | Posted in Lame, Obamapherhnalia, Unhealthy | Posted on 25-08-2009

Do you love Obama?  Of course you do.  Well, this might be the closest thing you can do to have him in the shower with you!

And only $10??!?!  What a steal!  Because if there was ever a time in our country’s history to be buying $10 soap, it’s now!  Yes we can!