Oh glorious leader! You catch footballs with such ease! Why are you not starting for the Redskins? Is it because you have more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Would have been cool to have seen Polamalu intercept that. Or at least make him think twice about going up the middle again.
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
Ok. Let me get this straight. Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The leader of a nation involved in two wars? A man who has over 10,000 nuclear war heads at his disposal? A man who was President for 11 days when he was nominated for this award? A man who hasn’t done jack squat? That makes sense.
Since I haven’t done jack squat but run this blog about how annoying I find the love affair that BHO gets, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?
Barack and Michelle celebrated their 17th wedding anniversary on Saturday night. And it was… magic!! First, they went to a nice dinner! And then… they went home! AMAZING! Why is that amazing? Well… because it’s the Obamas! What? You’re not impressed? You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years? Hmmm. Ok. Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner? That makes it instantly awesome!!! And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!
Why is the Associated Press wasting time with this garbage? I can understand a tabloid chasing them around to snap some pictures and sell some crap at the supermarkets. But the Associated Press? This is why no one takes them seriously. Hey, AP, I think there was an eathquake last week somewhere. Go cover that. And how about that tsunami? And the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq? Or maybe you have no interest in real journalism? Yeah, that’s it. Can’t have anything truly newsworthy.
Screw you, IOC! You have insulted President Barack Obama and the mesmerizing city of Chicago! You dare not turn down the greatest person President that ever lived, but you also turn down is ultra super hot looking wife, Michelle?!? Are you all out of your collective minds?!? And you still do this even though they have Oprah with them?!?! What the hell???? And then you give the 2016 Olympics to Rio de Janeiro? How are Olympians supposed to worship Obama during the 2016 Olympics if you put the freakin’ Olympics in Brazil??!!! They want to be with Obama!
You know what? I really don’t care where the Olympics are. I think it’s fair to have it in as many different places as possible all over the world. That being said, I have no problem with Rio de Janeiro getting the Olympics. Here is what I do have a problem with: Barack Obama and his wife used over $1 million in fuel by taking seperate aircraft to Copenhagen to try and sway the vote for Chicago. WTF? They couldn’t share a flight? Aren’t they supposed to be super environment friendly? I wonder how big their carbon footprint was on this trip. Let’s not forget that every time Air Force One goes in the air with the Prez in tow, there is also a deoy that is airborne. So that is 3 aircraft involved in this. Oh yeah, and we the tax payer flipped the bill for this colossal wast of time. Nice work, BHO.
This wouldn’t have been as newsworthy if Barack would have left the USOC to do their job in peace. But because he got involved, he now has egg on his face. Eggs Obama.
God bless Michelle Obama! She know what she’s doing in the kitchen! And she needed an ingredient for her dinner. She had to have it! And so she went to the market. Which was about a block from the White House. So the D.C. police department send 36 vehicles to sweep the market and secure the area. But it was worth it because she needed that ingredient! So it’s ok! We all know that the Obamas are all about reducing carbon footprints and big on the environment, but it’s cool! Because she’s Michelle Obama! And she’s so cool! So she can do what she want!
Here’s a question. Why is this news? A press conference?!!? She’s going shopping for food! What the hell is wrong with these people? Oh, yeah. I forgot. The kool-aid.
I have to laugh when I see that video. All the kool-aid drinkers going nuts about Michelle Obama shopping? Give me a break. Another thing, I can’t stand this “do as I say not as I do” garbage. That’s why when I hear Al Gore whine about Global Warming and the environment, I ignore it. I can’t respect someone who preaches to conserve energy and has a home electric bill 5 times that of the average American. So when Michelle Obama talks about the environment and then does this shit with 3 dozen cars involved for a stupid vegetable? Whatever lady. Don’t you have people who can run that errand for you? But when you love the spotlight, this is what happens.
So Michelle Obama’s secret ingredient that she so desperatley needed was organic Tuscan kale. WTF? What is that? Is that an elitist thing?
Whenever I look at Michelle Obama’s arms, I think of the sculpture of Venus de Milo. You know, the world famous statue missing the arms? I think Michelle Obama is in possesion of them! Because her arms are so perfect! Just like she is so perfect! And now her personal trainer has revealed the secret to how she got her most perfect arms??!!! Isn’t that, like, some top government secret? Can this guy be charged with treason or something? Because no one should have the perfect Michelle arms except for Michelle, dammit!
Seriously, folks. Why do people give a crap about Michelle Obama’s arms? If anything, I would think this is embarrassing to BHO. When the FLOTUS has bigger guns than the Prez, that’s never good.
It’s sad that people talk about the First Lady’s arms and not her ass. Or great rack. Or great abs. Now that would be impressive. France owns us in that department. I wonder if they would be open to a swap?
Don’t say it. Just don’t even say it. I know what you are thinking and I don’t care. If the greatest man in history wants some privacy, then you damn well better give it to him!! Leave him alone! Do NOT even look in his direction! Do not breathe his air. Don’t look at the moon at the same time he is. It doesn’t matter that he has basked in the media spotlight for 2 years now and milked it for everything he could. And now that some crazies are out there upset because he wants to run their health care, he doesn’t need that abuse! Whatever. When Obama says “privacy”, you get scarce! When Obama says he wants your money, you give it to him! Stop stressing him out with all these questions! He should take 2 vacations.
I don’t really care that Obama and the family is taking a vacation. I’m just nauseated at the retards making a big deal out of it. We all take vacations. And I’m personally not impressed with Martha’s Vineyard. I’ve seen pics and video. Then again I haven’t seen where the Obamas are staying. $35k for the week?!?!? Damn.
I hope the Prez gets a massage while he’s over there. And hopefully not from his “hotter than the sun” wife. Because, you know, he’s on vacation.
Oh how this question keeps me up at night. What would Michelle do? And what would she get at a boutique? What flavor ice cream would she get? What would she do if she was at a red light that wouldn’t change for 20 minutes? What would she put on her pizza? What we she do if she had to drive stick and she didn’t have experience? So many questions…………
She probably wouldn’t go to your crappy boutique. Wow.
But seriously. Hmmmm. Let me try to address this one. I’m gonna go with “Who fucking cares”?
What a treat it must be for anyone to get to play golf with the most awesome and talented of Presidents in the history of mankind. Wow. And how he is so cool to intentionally not make a hole-in-one at each hole, in order to not make his opponents feel to bad. Now that’s a leader!! I wonder if he plays with solid gold clubs? And if they are, they must be good for the environment. And if there is a water hazard, does he go around it, or just walk on top of it?
I really don’t give a rat’s ass about Obama playing golf. Or basketball. Or scrabble. Just like I didn’t care about George W. Bush playing checkers. Or Bill Clinton playing strip poker. I just care about the President of the United States doing their job. Like get out country out of this mess. And not making things worse.
I wonder if the media has a template for news stories. Basically the template has the phrase “Barack Obama is beloved because” already at the top of the page. Unless it’s a right-wing media outlet (cough*FOXNEWS*cough), then I absolutely never see anything negative about BHO.
Is he really that perfect? No. Nauseating? Yes. Too much damn Obama.
more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Wow! WOW! WOW!!! The greatest President in United States history has added even more clout to his resume! He has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!!! Because… uh.. um…. he deserves it!! And he deserves it because… ummmmmm… he wants peace on the Earth! And no one but Barack Obama wants peace on Earth! Just him and every Miss Universe contestant. So they get one too.
went to a nice dinner! And then… they went home! AMAZING! Why is that amazing? Well… because it’s the Obamas! What? You’re not impressed? You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years? Hmmm. Ok. Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner? That makes it instantly awesome!!! And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!
Screw you, IOC! You have insulted President Barack Obama and the mesmerizing city of Chicago! You dare not turn down the greatest 
Whenever I look at Michelle Obama’s arms, 
some privacy, then you damn well better give it to him!! Leave him alone! Do NOT even look in his direction! Do not breathe his air. Don’t look at the moon at the same time he is. It doesn’t matter that he has basked in the media spotlight for 2 years now and milked it for everything he could. And now that some crazies are out there upset because he wants to run their health care, he doesn’t need that abuse! Whatever. When Obama says “privacy”, you get scarce! When Obama says he wants your money, you give it to him! Stop stressing him out with all these questions! He should take 2 vacations.
What a treat it must be for anyone to get to play golf with the most awesome and talented of Presidents in the history of mankind. Wow. And how he is so cool to intentionally not make a hole-in-one at each hole, in order to not make his opponents feel to bad. Now that’s a leader!! I wonder if he plays with solid gold clubs? And if they are, they must be good for the environment. And if there is a water hazard, does he go around it, or just walk on top of it?
