I’m Sick of ObamaSeriously. Enough Already.

The headline from the Associated Press: Oprah visits White House for Christmas special

Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!!  It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC.  Do you feel the love from them?  Such a beautiful gift!  I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you!  And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions!  Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!

So, are you going to watch Oprah’s White House special?  me neither.  But not because I don’t have a high opinion of Oprah or Obama, which I don’t.  But because I can find so much more important things to do with my time.  Like sleeping, eating, and avoiding anything Oprah Winfrey.  Oprah and Obama together.  Wow.  That’s almost enough power to run Al Gore’s Tennessee mansion for a week.  Haha!  Yeah.  Global Warming isn’t real.  How about focusing on that, Associated Press?

Now, correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought liberals frowned upon celebrating Christmas?  And by frowned upon, I mean hate anything Christian and therefore want to destroy it.  Just saying.

The headline from NBCLA.com: “Mr. Obama, Can We Come and Visit You?”

I often wonder what it would be like to be a high school student in this day and age.  The technology that surrounds them is unbelievable!  And makes for a much easier time in efforts to worship the One and Only.  You know who!  BARACK OBAMA!  In this Los Angeles school, they have a group called the Barack Obama Digital Team, where they “create digital art inspired by the President”!  Oh, Barack.  Your inspiration to our youth is, shall we say, Hitleresque?

I’m not even sure what to say here.  On one hand, you have a bunch of high schoolers getting educated with digital media and other forms of technology all in the name of Obama.  That’s cool.  Worship whoever you want.  Some people choose Buddha, others choose Jesus Christ.  These high school kids (and most everyone else) chooses Obama.  That’s fine.  But it comes out that a public school teacher is running this during school hours, then I’ll have an issue with that.  If that’s the case, is that a form of indoctrination?

I remember my HS days.  I didn’t spend any time on politics.  I was too busy enjoying my youth to worry about that crap.  Also if my teachers were in fact drinking kool-aid, they weren’t trying to force it down my throat.

The headline from Bloomberg.com: Obama Takes to Basketball Court With Cabinet Members, Lawmakers

President Barack Obamais the greatest man in the world!  Why?  Because he plays basketball!  And he plays basketball with his disciples staff!  How amazing is that???  Wow!  He just doesn’t stop amazing the world!

Come on, Bloomberg.  Really?  This is news?  What a joke.  Who cares if he plays basketball with his staff.  Please do some real journalism.  This is about as newsworthy as my dog taking a crap on the neighbor’s front lawn.  Maybe there is a toddler beauty pageant you an go cover?

In other significantly important news, it is rumored that Barack Obama is wanting to have LeBron James come visit him at the White House and play some basketball.  No doubt that Obama wins easily.  But I can understand LeBron not wanting to go for the visit out of the fear that Obama tries to reclaim his tattoo…

The headline from The Associated Press: Obamas celebrate anniversary with dinner out

Barack and Michelle celebrated their 17th wedding anniversary on Saturday night.  And it was… magic!!  First, they went to a nice dinner!  And then… they went home!  AMAZING!  Why is that amazing?  Well… because it’s the Obamas!  What?  You’re not impressed?  You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years?  Hmmm.  Ok.  Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner?  That makes it instantly awesome!!!  And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!

Why is the Associated Press wasting time with this garbage?  I can understand a tabloid chasing them around to snap some pictures and sell some crap at the supermarkets.  But the Associated Press?  This is why no one takes them seriously.  Hey, AP, I think there was an eathquake last week somewhere.  Go cover that.  And how about that tsunami?  And the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq?  Or maybe you have no interest in real journalism?  Yeah, that’s it.  Can’t have anything truly newsworthy.

The headline from The Washington Post: Hi-Ho, the Derry-O

God bless Michelle Obama!  She know what she’s doing in the kitchen!  And she needed an ingredient for her dinner.  She had to have it!  And so she went to the market.  Which was about a block from the White House.  So the D.C. police department send 36 vehicles to sweep the market and secure the area.  But it was worth it because she needed that ingredient!  So it’s ok!  We all know that the Obamas are all about reducing carbon footprints and big on the environment, but it’s cool!  Because she’s Michelle Obama!  And she’s so cool!  So she can do what she want!

Here’s a question. Why is this news? A press conference?!!? She’s going shopping for food! What the hell is wrong with these people? Oh, yeah. I forgot. The kool-aid.

I have to laugh when I see that video.  All the kool-aid drinkers going nuts about Michelle Obama shopping?  Give me a break.  Another thing, I can’t stand this “do as I say not as I do” garbage.  That’s why when I hear Al Gore whine about Global Warming and the environment, I ignore it.  I can’t respect someone who preaches to conserve energy and has a home electric bill 5 times that of the average American.  So when Michelle Obama talks about the environment and then does this shit with 3 dozen cars involved for a stupid vegetable?  Whatever lady.  Don’t you have people who can run that errand for you?  But when you love the spotlight, this is what happens.

So Michelle Obama’s secret ingredient that she so desperatley needed was organic Tuscan kale.  WTF?  What is that?  Is that an elitist thing?

The headline from Mail Online: At last, the secret to Michelle’s sculpted arms revealed

Whenever I look at Michelle Obama’s arms, I think of the sculpture of Venus de Milo.  You know, the world famous statue missing the arms?  I think Michelle Obama is in possesion of them!  Because her arms are so perfect!  Just like she is so perfect!  And now her personal trainer has revealed the secret to how she got her most perfect arms??!!!  Isn’t that, like, some top government secret?  Can this guy be charged with treason or something?  Because no one should have the perfect Michelle arms except for Michelle, dammit!

Seriously, folks.  Why do people give a crap about Michelle Obama’s arms?  If anything, I would think this is embarrassing to BHO.  When the FLOTUS has bigger guns than the Prez, that’s never good.

It’s sad that people talk about the First Lady’s arms and not her ass.  Or great rack.  Or great abs.  Now that would be impressive.  France owns us in that department.  I wonder if they would be open to a swap?

The headline from MSNBC: Obama to students: ‘No excuse for not trying’

What an amazing speech from The President of the United States!!  That was unbelievable!!  My heart skipped several beats!  I felt a tingle in me leg!  Twice!  Amazing!!!  Bravo, Mr. President!!  Bravo!!!  God knows the parents of those young students weren’t doing their jobs anyone by passing off this advice, so I for one am glad you spoke to them directly.  I feel very good about the fact that since The President did this, that there will be no more goofing off in school!  No more slacking!  No more bullying!!  Why?  Because Barack said so.

Honestly, I don’t have any issues with what BHO said in his speech.  All those are the building blocks that students should already possess.  Here is my problem:  Those are things that should be instilled by their parents.  No President (Demorcat or Republican) or any government entity should be assuming these responsibilities.  Now, if the president wants to address the parents, then I have no problems with that.  In fact, maybe he should.

In the end, more TV time for Obama.  Big effin’ deal.  I can’t access any media source without seeing more of BHO.  Maybe this is his way of making me stop watching TV?

The headline from Newsday.com: Obamas hope for privacy on vacation

Don’t say it.  Just don’t even say it.  I know what you are thinking and I don’t care. If the greatest man in history wants some privacy, then you damn well better give it to him!!  Leave him alone!  Do NOT even look in his direction!  Do not breathe his air.  Don’t look at the moon at the same time he is.  It doesn’t matter that he has basked in the media spotlight for 2 years now and milked it for everything he could.  And now that some crazies are out there upset because he wants to run their health care, he doesn’t need that abuse!  Whatever.  When Obama says “privacy”, you get scarce!  When Obama says he wants your money, you give it to him!  Stop stressing him out with all these questions!  He should take 2 vacations.

I don’t really care that Obama and the family is taking a vacation.  I’m just nauseated at the retards making a big deal out of it.  We all take vacations.  And I’m personally not impressed with Martha’s Vineyard.  I’ve seen pics and video.  Then again I haven’t seen where the Obamas are staying.  $35k for the week?!?!?  Damn.

I hope the Prez gets a massage while he’s over there.  And hopefully not from his “hotter than the sun” wife.  Because, you know, he’s on vacation.

The headline from The Los Angeles Times: President Obama talks…NASCAR

Sometimes I think about how something boring like watching a bunch of cars drive in a circle can be made more interesting.  Just add a little Obama magic, and BAM!  NASCAR is awesome!!  But you know what would be more awesome?  If The Prez himself would participate!  I am willing to bet that a bus full of the White House staff driven by Barack Obama would easily win the Daytona 500.  Who needs God as their co-pilot when the Supreme Being is driving?

Seriously, though.  Why the hell is BHO appearing live on ESPN2 to talk about NASCAR?  WTF?  Come on, man.  You have so much other crap to work on that making unnecessary TV appearances.  Unless appearing on a NASCAR show is part of the master plan to create 4 million jobs by then end of the year like he promised.  In that case, game on.

The headline from Time Magazine: The First Duffer

What a treat it must be for anyone to get to play golf with the most awesome and talented of Presidents in the history of mankind.  Wow.  And how he is so cool to intentionally not make a hole-in-one at each hole, in order to not make his opponents feel to bad.  Now that’s a leader!!  I wonder if he plays with solid gold clubs?  And if they are, they must be good for the environment.  And if there is a water hazard, does he go around it, or just walk on top of it?

I really don’t give a rat’s ass about Obama playing golf.  Or basketball.  Or scrabble.  Just like I didn’t care about George W. Bush playing checkers.  Or Bill Clinton playing strip poker.  I just care about the President of the United States doing their job.  Like get out country out of this mess.  And not making things worse.

I wonder if the media has a template for news stories.  Basically the template has the phrase “Barack Obama is beloved because” already at the top of the page.  Unless it’s a right-wing media outlet (cough*FOXNEWS*cough), then I absolutely never see anything negative about BHO.

Is he really that perfect?  No.  Nauseating?  Yes.  Too much damn Obama.