I’m Sick of ObamaSeriously. Enough Already.

Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day?  Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House.  LOL!  Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful!  Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!

I don’t know where you can get one because I really don’t care to ever own one.  But for all you Obama kool-aid drinkers out there, I’m sure you can do the Google thing and have one shipped to you ASAP!  Me?  I’d rather get the hula girl.  She probably could do a better job than BHO has done so far.  And to be clear, I don’t mean an actual hula girl.  I mean the cheap little plastic figurine could do a better job.

By the way, if you look closely, it says made in China.  LOL!!  Oh, the irony.

The headline from the Associated Press: Oprah visits White House for Christmas special

Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!!  It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC.  Do you feel the love from them?  Such a beautiful gift!  I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you!  And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions!  Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!

So, are you going to watch Oprah’s White House special?  me neither.  But not because I don’t have a high opinion of Oprah or Obama, which I don’t.  But because I can find so much more important things to do with my time.  Like sleeping, eating, and avoiding anything Oprah Winfrey.  Oprah and Obama together.  Wow.  That’s almost enough power to run Al Gore’s Tennessee mansion for a week.  Haha!  Yeah.  Global Warming isn’t real.  How about focusing on that, Associated Press?

Now, correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought liberals frowned upon celebrating Christmas?  And by frowned upon, I mean hate anything Christian and therefore want to destroy it.  Just saying.

Believe it or not, Saturday Night Live did the unthinkable. They made fun of Barack Obama.  I am shocked.  And so should you be!  They mocked him!  This cannot be happening.  Are the people of SNL a bunch of racists?  Only a racist would make fun of Obama.  Or in this case, point out his flaws.  How dare they?!!

I actually laughed pretty hard when I saw this.  It was the first time I had seen anything on TV that actually made fun of BHO.  Besides Fox News.  They don’t count.  But I thought it was pretty much understood that you don’t do this to Obama.  I mean, I know they didn’t go at him too hard, but even a little bit is somehwhat surprising.

I liked SNL.  I’m gonna miss that show.