Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!! It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC. Do you feel the love from them? Such a beautiful gift! I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you! And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions! Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!
So, are you going to watch Oprah’s White House special? me neither. But not because I don’t have a high opinion of Oprah or Obama, which I don’t. But because I can find so much more important things to do with my time. Like sleeping, eating, and avoiding anything Oprah Winfrey. Oprah and Obama together. Wow. That’s almost enough power to run Al Gore’s Tennessee mansion for a week. Haha! Yeah. Global Warming isn’t real. How about focusing on that, Associated Press?
Now, correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought liberals frowned upon celebrating Christmas? And by frowned upon, I mean hate anything Christian and therefore want to destroy it. Just saying.
Oh glorious leader! You catch footballs with such ease! Why are you not starting for the Redskins? Is it because you have more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Would have been cool to have seen Polamalu intercept that. Or at least make him think twice about going up the middle again.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
So here the media is smooching the butt of Michelle Obama saying that her and this dress was designed by God. Whatever. People will believe what they want to believe and hear what they want to hear. I don’t care. But let’s not kid ourselves. I’m no fashion expert, but I don’t think it’s a good thing when the top of your strapless dress has a bit of flab flowing out. I guess straps aren’t elitist worthy.
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
Oh, God. Seriously? Michelle Obama dolls? Toys for kids? Whatever. This is just ridiculous. You have money to waste? Go for it. I wonder how many Obama lovers are going to by this piece of crap over a Barbie. Maybe you should ask your kid what they want. Chances are they will leave that cheap piece of plastic resembling FLOTUS on the shelf.
Is it wise to make a doll that looks better than the real person? I smell trouble.
President Barack Obamais the greatest man in the world! Why? Because he plays basketball! And he plays basketball with his disciples staff! How amazing is that??? Wow! He just doesn’t stop amazing the world!
Come on, Bloomberg. Really? This is news? What a joke. Who cares if he plays basketball with his staff. Please do some real journalism. This is about as newsworthy as my dog taking a crap on the neighbor’s front lawn. Maybe there is a toddler beauty pageant you an go cover?
In other significantly important news, it is rumored that Barack Obama is wanting to have LeBron James come visit him at the White House and play some basketball. No doubt that Obama wins easily. But I can understand LeBron not wanting to go for the visit out of the fear that Obama tries to reclaim his tattoo…
Are you at the point that you want to honor our great leader? Do you want to pay tribute to him in a way that show total devotion? Do you want to get a bunch of kool-aid drinkers to look at your pictures? I’m pretty sure your answer is yes, yes, and hell yes. The best way to honor our divine President is to include him in your pictures! Big deal if he wasn’t really there. You put him in with Photoshop! Look at the above slideshow. It is simply awesome! Before BHO, no one gave a crap about them. After BHO, now devoted followers are your biggest fans! Hooray!
I don’t get this. Kind of pathetic. If no one wants to see your pics, let it be. Now you just look desperate. Really desperate. But hey, congrats on getting married! I’m sure Barack is on the guest list.
Barack and Michelle celebrated their 17th wedding anniversary on Saturday night. And it was… magic!! First, they went to a nice dinner! And then… they went home! AMAZING! Why is that amazing? Well… because it’s the Obamas! What? You’re not impressed? You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years? Hmmm. Ok. Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner? That makes it instantly awesome!!! And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!
Why is the Associated Press wasting time with this garbage? I can understand a tabloid chasing them around to snap some pictures and sell some crap at the supermarkets. But the Associated Press? This is why no one takes them seriously. Hey, AP, I think there was an eathquake last week somewhere. Go cover that. And how about that tsunami? And the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq? Or maybe you have no interest in real journalism? Yeah, that’s it. Can’t have anything truly newsworthy.
Hooray!!! We’re officially getting the Olympics! It’s pretty much in the bag now! BHO is going to Denmark to seal the deal! It’s obvious the United States Olympic Committee is waaaaaay over their collective heads on this one. They need to bring in the big guns for the challenge! No one says no to Obama! Hooray!!!
Come on. The Olympics? An event that gets less and less relevant as time goes on? Although, I will confess that the girls of beach volleyball have helped a lot. But is the chance of the Olympics coming to the U.S.A. really important enough to put other stuff on the back burner? Like say… the state of the economy??? The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan??? Your health care bill?!?! Nah. I’m overreacting. Go and have fun in Denmark!
Wow. Loving BHO can really provoke a thirst. A thirst for what you may ask? A thirst for Hope? A thirst for Progress? A thirst for Government Run Health Care? A thirst for Barack Is So Awesome? Yes! To all of the above!!! But in this case, it’s water. But not just regular water! It’s Obama water!!! It tastes sweeter! If you wash your car with it, it will regain 23% of it’s value!!
There are rumors out there that there are actual 2 oz. of authentic Obama tears in each bottle. Other rumors say it’s actually Obama sweat from every time he plays a pick up basketball game. Whatever it is, rest assured it will cause multiple orgasms if you bathe in it! Yes we can!!!
In all honesty, if you have $15 for a 6 pack of bottled Obama water, then this recession hasn’t bothered you one bit. Just to be clear, that’s $15…. For 6 bottles of Obama water…. Just let that sink in.
I wonder if this is just a new flavor of kool-aid.
Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!! It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC. Do you feel the love from them? Such a beautiful gift! I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you! And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions! Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!
more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
with his 
went to a nice dinner! And then… they went home! AMAZING! Why is that amazing? Well… because it’s the Obamas! What? You’re not impressed? You say that millions of people have done the exact same thing for wedding anniversaries over the years? Hmmm. Ok. Did I mention it was Barack and Michelle who ate dinner? That makes it instantly awesome!!! And quite possibly the greatest dinner since their last dinner!
Hooray!!! We’re officially getting the Olympics! It’s pretty much in the bag now! BHO is going to Denmark to seal the deal! It’s obvious the United States Olympic Committee is waaaaaay over their collective heads on this one. They need to bring in the big guns for the challenge! No one says no to Obama! Hooray!!!
A thirst for Government Run Health Care? A thirst for Barack Is So Awesome? 
