Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
I don’t know where you can get one because I really don’t care to ever own one. But for all you Obama kool-aid drinkers out there, I’m sure you can do the Google thing and have one shipped to you ASAP! Me? I’d rather get the hula girl. She probably could do a better job than BHO has done so far. And to be clear, I don’t mean an actual hula girl. I mean the cheap little plastic figurine could do a better job.
By the way, if you look closely, it says made in China. LOL!! Oh, the irony.
Oh glorious leader! You catch footballs with such ease! Why are you not starting for the Redskins? Is it because you have more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Would have been cool to have seen Polamalu intercept that. Or at least make him think twice about going up the middle again.
The ultimate weather predictor is here! Barack Obama can tell you what the weather is going to be like! And if you look at the graphic, you can dress like him too!!!
This apparently is a real website. Check it out at here. Because who better to get the weather from than the man being who controls it? I think there is a coupon at the bottom of the website for a free kool-aid. Cheers!
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
Oh, God. Seriously? Michelle Obama dolls? Toys for kids? Whatever. This is just ridiculous. You have money to waste? Go for it. I wonder how many Obama lovers are going to by this piece of crap over a Barbie. Maybe you should ask your kid what they want. Chances are they will leave that cheap piece of plastic resembling FLOTUS on the shelf.
Is it wise to make a doll that looks better than the real person? I smell trouble.
Are you at the point that you want to honor our great leader? Do you want to pay tribute to him in a way that show total devotion? Do you want to get a bunch of kool-aid drinkers to look at your pictures? I’m pretty sure your answer is yes, yes, and hell yes. The best way to honor our divine President is to include him in your pictures! Big deal if he wasn’t really there. You put him in with Photoshop! Look at the above slideshow. It is simply awesome! Before BHO, no one gave a crap about them. After BHO, now devoted followers are your biggest fans! Hooray!
I don’t get this. Kind of pathetic. If no one wants to see your pics, let it be. Now you just look desperate. Really desperate. But hey, congrats on getting married! I’m sure Barack is on the guest list.
OMG!!! This is the greatest dress ever!! How elegant! It is simply stunning! Such attire that bares the image of our dreamy leader is simply breathtaking!!! This must be Versace.
So, I’m trying to imagine what the conversation was that took place here that led to this wardrobe malfunction…
Agent: I got you a ticket to the Emmys. But if you ever want people to talk about you, you need to do something there to garner some attention.
No Name Actress: Well, I’m not sure what I can do. But I do have this cool Obama dress I can wear.
Agent: I said “garner attention”, not “look like an idiot.”
So, what’s her name didn’t listen to her agent. Wore the dress. And is being laughed at. On the bright side, people will recognize her now. I can see them pointing and yelling now: “Hey! Look! It’s Crazy Obama Dress Lady”!
I feel like someone should tell her that no one cares about the Emmys to begin with, but it’s obvious she is going to suffer enough.
No!!! Who is responsible for this??!? You mock the President and First Lady??!?!?!? May God Barack have mercy on your soul!!!! Blasphemy!!!!
I can’t really dog the individual who has nothing better to do that to Photoshop the celebrity of all celebrities. I guess if you want your handy work to go viral these days, it has to be something about BHO and his woman.
To be honest, folks, I think this look works for them.
Wow. Loving BHO can really provoke a thirst. A thirst for what you may ask? A thirst for Hope? A thirst for Progress? A thirst for Government Run Health Care? A thirst for Barack Is So Awesome? Yes! To all of the above!!! But in this case, it’s water. But not just regular water! It’s Obama water!!! It tastes sweeter! If you wash your car with it, it will regain 23% of it’s value!!
There are rumors out there that there are actual 2 oz. of authentic Obama tears in each bottle. Other rumors say it’s actually Obama sweat from every time he plays a pick up basketball game. Whatever it is, rest assured it will cause multiple orgasms if you bathe in it! Yes we can!!!
In all honesty, if you have $15 for a 6 pack of bottled Obama water, then this recession hasn’t bothered you one bit. Just to be clear, that’s $15…. For 6 bottles of Obama water…. Just let that sink in.
I wonder if this is just a new flavor of kool-aid.
Apparently, Obama was black before the election. Just like Letterman was funny before Y2K.
I can sort of understand why he is going out and touting his health care plan. But is this really his job? I wish he were working on more pressing matters. Like winning the war in Afghanistan. Or dealing with illegal aliens. Being on Letterman doesn’t do any of this.
How many shows did BHO do in the past couple of days?? Damn. He is on fire! I can’t wait for him to host SNL!
Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
OMG!!! This is the greatest dress ever!! How elegant! It is simply stunning! Such attire that bares the image of our dreamy leader is simply breathtaking!!! This must be Versace.
A thirst for Government Run Health Care? A thirst for Barack Is So Awesome? 
