Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
I don’t know where you can get one because I really don’t care to ever own one. But for all you Obama kool-aid drinkers out there, I’m sure you can do the Google thing and have one shipped to you ASAP! Me? I’d rather get the hula girl. She probably could do a better job than BHO has done so far. And to be clear, I don’t mean an actual hula girl. I mean the cheap little plastic figurine could do a better job.
By the way, if you look closely, it says made in China. LOL!! Oh, the irony.
Oh glorious leader! You catch footballs with such ease! Why are you not starting for the Redskins? Is it because you have more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Would have been cool to have seen Polamalu intercept that. Or at least make him think twice about going up the middle again.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
So here the media is smooching the butt of Michelle Obama saying that her and this dress was designed by God. Whatever. People will believe what they want to believe and hear what they want to hear. I don’t care. But let’s not kid ourselves. I’m no fashion expert, but I don’t think it’s a good thing when the top of your strapless dress has a bit of flab flowing out. I guess straps aren’t elitist worthy.
Look at the picture to the left. Look closely. Look even closer. What is BHO holding? A magazine? And who’s on the cover? Is that… BHO?
WTF? Come on, Drudge Report! You think you can just show a picture of Obama with a magazine with himself on the cover and try to make him look bad? Huh? HUH?! You bastards!!!!!!
You people are so righteous. Do you think the all powerful Obama has the time to go through and find a magazine without himself on the cover??!? He has too much going on to waste time trying to do that. Inconsiderate bastards!
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
Oh, God. Seriously? Michelle Obama dolls? Toys for kids? Whatever. This is just ridiculous. You have money to waste? Go for it. I wonder how many Obama lovers are going to by this piece of crap over a Barbie. Maybe you should ask your kid what they want. Chances are they will leave that cheap piece of plastic resembling FLOTUS on the shelf.
Is it wise to make a doll that looks better than the real person? I smell trouble.
Are you at the point that you want to honor our great leader? Do you want to pay tribute to him in a way that show total devotion? Do you want to get a bunch of kool-aid drinkers to look at your pictures? I’m pretty sure your answer is yes, yes, and hell yes. The best way to honor our divine President is to include him in your pictures! Big deal if he wasn’t really there. You put him in with Photoshop! Look at the above slideshow. It is simply awesome! Before BHO, no one gave a crap about them. After BHO, now devoted followers are your biggest fans! Hooray!
I don’t get this. Kind of pathetic. If no one wants to see your pics, let it be. Now you just look desperate. Really desperate. But hey, congrats on getting married! I’m sure Barack is on the guest list.
We all thought that with Barack going to Copenhagen, that the Olympics were in the bag, news anchor guy. I feel the reasons are obvious… the entire IOC is racist. There. I said it. Because only racists oppose Obama’s will!!!
OMG!!! This is the greatest dress ever!! How elegant! It is simply stunning! Such attire that bares the image of our dreamy leader is simply breathtaking!!! This must be Versace.
So, I’m trying to imagine what the conversation was that took place here that led to this wardrobe malfunction…
Agent: I got you a ticket to the Emmys. But if you ever want people to talk about you, you need to do something there to garner some attention.
No Name Actress: Well, I’m not sure what I can do. But I do have this cool Obama dress I can wear.
Agent: I said “garner attention”, not “look like an idiot.”
So, what’s her name didn’t listen to her agent. Wore the dress. And is being laughed at. On the bright side, people will recognize her now. I can see them pointing and yelling now: “Hey! Look! It’s Crazy Obama Dress Lady”!
I feel like someone should tell her that no one cares about the Emmys to begin with, but it’s obvious she is going to suffer enough.
No!!! Who is responsible for this??!? You mock the President and First Lady??!?!?!? May God Barack have mercy on your soul!!!! Blasphemy!!!!
I can’t really dog the individual who has nothing better to do that to Photoshop the celebrity of all celebrities. I guess if you want your handy work to go viral these days, it has to be something about BHO and his woman.
To be honest, folks, I think this look works for them.
Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
One simply cannot express how gorgeous a being Michelle Obama is. And when one wants to pay tribute, making a doll of the most fantastic First Lady in the world is the way to go! And here it is! Michelle Obama dolls! Collect them all! Just in time for Christmas! Wait a sec… it’s still ok to celebrate Christmas, right?
OMG!!! This is the greatest dress ever!! How elegant! It is simply stunning! Such attire that bares the image of our dreamy leader is simply breathtaking!!! This must be Versace.
