Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
I don’t know where you can get one because I really don’t care to ever own one. But for all you Obama kool-aid drinkers out there, I’m sure you can do the Google thing and have one shipped to you ASAP! Me? I’d rather get the hula girl. She probably could do a better job than BHO has done so far. And to be clear, I don’t mean an actual hula girl. I mean the cheap little plastic figurine could do a better job.
By the way, if you look closely, it says made in China. LOL!! Oh, the irony.
How dare you, Tiger Woods! Your adulterous ways have humiliated the great leader! Your appearance on the cover of a magazine with the chosen one is a slap to the face of America!!! Don’t you know the world hates you right now? And if they hate you and see you with our Obama, they link you two together?!?! Are you trying to destroy his reign presidency???? There is only one thing to do to redeem yourself, Tiger. Since any association with you is a bad one, you should claim to be a Republican until all this blows over. Makes sense to everyone, right?
Anyway, I’m pretty sure Tiger’s new 10 tips for BHO go something like this:
Do not get caught having affairs with 3 hot chicks.
Do not text these girls.
Do not crash into neighbor’s tree.
Do not leave these women any voicemails.
Do not leave your cell phone lying around so that your wife gets a hold of it.
Do not think you’re invincible (LOL! Just kidding. That doesn’t apply to BHO).
Do not leave golf clubs within reach of pissed off wife.
Do not talk to Florida Highway Patrol.
Do not forget to get a pre-nup!
Do not appear on the cover of a magazine with Tiger Woods.
Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!! It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC. Do you feel the love from them? Such a beautiful gift! I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you! And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions! Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!
So, are you going to watch Oprah’s White House special? me neither. But not because I don’t have a high opinion of Oprah or Obama, which I don’t. But because I can find so much more important things to do with my time. Like sleeping, eating, and avoiding anything Oprah Winfrey. Oprah and Obama together. Wow. That’s almost enough power to run Al Gore’s Tennessee mansion for a week. Haha! Yeah. Global Warming isn’t real. How about focusing on that, Associated Press?
Now, correct me if I’m wrong here, but I thought liberals frowned upon celebrating Christmas? And by frowned upon, I mean hate anything Christian and therefore want to destroy it. Just saying.
Oh glorious leader! You catch footballs with such ease! Why are you not starting for the Redskins? Is it because you have more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Would have been cool to have seen Polamalu intercept that. Or at least make him think twice about going up the middle again.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
So here the media is smooching the butt of Michelle Obama saying that her and this dress was designed by God. Whatever. People will believe what they want to believe and hear what they want to hear. I don’t care. But let’s not kid ourselves. I’m no fashion expert, but I don’t think it’s a good thing when the top of your strapless dress has a bit of flab flowing out. I guess straps aren’t elitist worthy.
Look at the picture to the left. Look closely. Look even closer. What is BHO holding? A magazine? And who’s on the cover? Is that… BHO?
WTF? Come on, Drudge Report! You think you can just show a picture of Obama with a magazine with himself on the cover and try to make him look bad? Huh? HUH?! You bastards!!!!!!
You people are so righteous. Do you think the all powerful Obama has the time to go through and find a magazine without himself on the cover??!? He has too much going on to waste time trying to do that. Inconsiderate bastards!
The ultimate weather predictor is here! Barack Obama can tell you what the weather is going to be like! And if you look at the graphic, you can dress like him too!!!
This apparently is a real website. Check it out at here. Because who better to get the weather from than the man being who controls it? I think there is a coupon at the bottom of the website for a free kool-aid. Cheers!
Oh, sweet Barack. You grace the humble people of New Orleans with your presence. How kind you are to them by letting them gaze at you. Some people are criticizing you for only being there for 4 hours. To hell with your critics! The people of New Orleans, and the people of the world for that matter, should cherish your presence if even for 4 minutes!!! Plus, you have to fly to San Francisco for a fundraiser. There you go making us all so proud by keepiing your priorities straight!
I’m just happy BHO is starting to keep his campaign promises. I mean, it took him over 9 months to finally go visit New Orleans after constantly hammering the Bush administration for their lack of support during last year’s presidential campaign when he campaigned in New Orleans a few times. Does this mean he will be pulling our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan next? Closing Gitmo? 72 hours to review legislation?? Anything?
I often wonder what it would be like to be a high school student in this day and age. The technology that surrounds them is unbelievable! And makes for a much easier time in efforts to worship the One and Only. You know who! BARACK OBAMA! In this Los Angeles school, they have a group called the Barack Obama Digital Team, where they “create digital art inspired by the President”! Oh, Barack. Your inspiration to our youth is, shall we say, Hitleresque?
I’m not even sure what to say here. On one hand, you have a bunch of high schoolers getting educated with digital media and other forms of technology all in the name of Obama. That’s cool. Worship whoever you want. Some people choose Buddha, others choose Jesus Christ. These high school kids (and most everyone else) chooses Obama. That’s fine. But it comes out that a public school teacher is running this during school hours, then I’ll have an issue with that. If that’s the case, is that a form of indoctrination?
I remember my HS days. I didn’t spend any time on politics. I was too busy enjoying my youth to worry about that crap. Also if my teachers were in fact drinking kool-aid, they weren’t trying to force it down my throat.
Remember the dashboard Jesus from back in the day? Pretty funny to think about it now, especially since we have his equivalence in the White House. LOL! Anyway, to not offend any of your liberal Christian hating friends, lose the dashboard Jesus and replace it with something more real and powerful! Ladies and gentlmen, the Dashboard Obama!
Nothing will make the American people forget about unemployment, war, national deficit, or annoying party crashers like Oprah and Obama being together for Christmas!! It’s like they are giving back to us, the mere mortals of the worls, by being together this holiday season and then broadcasting the interview as a Christmas special on ABC. Do you feel the love from them? Such a beautiful gift! I think I speak for every person alive when I say thank you! And if there is anything you want us to do for you just say so and we will do it without asking any questions! Your wishes are our commands, your majesty’s!
more important things to do like decide whether or not to send troops to Afghanistan? Or is it because you don’t want to have to play someday against your beloved Steelers? Or would you risk annoying the people of Chicago for not playing for the Bears? Especially after you cost them the 2016 Olympics? Who knows? I’m sure you have a good reason. My guess is that you simply don’t want to have to go back to Hawaii for the Pro Bowl.
Did you see those highlights from the White House State Dinner? Did you see it? No, not all the Hollywood elitists. They were expected to be there. I’m talking about that gorgeous being wearing that dress that could only have been woven from the hair of angels! Yes, Michelle and that absolutely to die for dress! OMG!!!! I cried for 20 minutes after seeing her beautiful self in her beautiful dress! I feel like I owe someone money for just the priveledge of seeing our first lady glow like that! Maybe that’s why I don’t mind BHO taking more money from me in taxes.
Oh, sweet Barack. You grace the humble people of New Orleans with your presence. How kind you are to them by letting them gaze at you. Some people are criticizing you for only being there for 4 hours. To hell with your critics! The people of New Orleans, and the people of the world for that matter, should cherish your presence if even for 4 minutes!!! Plus, you have to fly to San Francisco for a fundraiser. There you go making us all so proud by keepiing your priorities straight!
them is unbelievable! And makes for a much easier time in efforts to worship the One and Only. You know who! BARACK OBAMA! In this Los Angeles school, they have a group called the Barack Obama Digital Team, where they “create digital art inspired by the President”! Oh, Barack. Your inspiration to our youth is, shall we say, Hitleresque?
